Okay, so my old blog ate itself and I’m too lazy to resurrect it. For months, my site laid dormant as I dreamed up one crazy-delicious redesign after another.

And then, it simply never happened. Of course, there are plenty of completely acceptable reasons why this occurred … but I can’t stand posts that attempt to explain long absences, etc.

So let’s just start over, shall we? I don’t know you, you don’t know me … it’ll be like role-playing. I’ll play the snarky blogger and you play the voracious reader.

And for now, this site will play the “under construction” blog. Be forewarned.

Any and all suggestions, complaints, compliments, etc. welcome.