I was all excited.

I was ready to get up and be responsible. Like an adult.

Then I wake up. And it’s 5 minutes before I’m supposed to leave.

Tonight, I will be in bed early. Staring at a ceiling, waiting for sleep to come. Maybe I’ll take a Benadryl or something. But by God … I am waking up on time tomorrow.

To be honest … I don’t particularly hold the ability to wake up on time in very high esteem. However, I know that in general, society is in to that sort of thing. What bothers me, is that I am having so much trouble making what should be a simple adjustment.

At least someone understands: